John Doe, Chief Code Wizard

John is our team's resident code whisperer. He can talk to code like it's an old friend, and it talks back. Well, not really, but he swears it does.

When not saving the world with code, John enjoys extreme ironing, extreme knitting, and extreme tax returns.

Bob Smith, Code Ninja

Bob is our stealthy code ninja. He sneaks into the codebase, deletes all the bugs, and leaves behind a trail of subtle hints for the rest of us to follow.

When not slicing through code like a hot knife, Bob enjoys extreme juggling, extreme taxidermy, and extreme origami.