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The most epicurean of all time, we serve the crispiest, crunchiest, most bewilderingly brilliant bites in the multiverse.

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Warning: Our food may be hazardous to your sanity. Prolonged exposure may lead to existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your taste buds.

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