Krampusnacht Elixirs

Welcome, puny mortal, to the infamous Krampusnacht Elixirs, where the line between reality and madness blurs like a cheap, neon-lit dreamscape.

Our exclusive blend of Elixirs will grant you temporary immunity to the Krampus's wrath, but be warned: the effects are unpredictable and may cause:

• Uncontrollable urges to dance in the streets
• Temporary blindness to the consequences of your actions
• Involuntary possession of a 1980s-era mullet

Popular Elixirs:

• Klutznuss Elixir: Grants temporary invincibility to the Krampus's wrath
• Krampuskringle Elixir: Causes the user to involuntarily decorate their home with festive holiday lights
• Krampusnacht Spice Elixir: Temporarily imbues the drinker with the essence of a thousand mid-October nights

Special Offers:

Use the code KRAMPUS15 at checkout to receive 15% off your first purchase. Limited time only.

Or, for the more adventurous, try our new Krampusnacht Roulette Elixir: a 50/50 chance of either granting you temporary invincibility or turning you into a human-sized pinata. Your choice.