Rule 1: We Don't Take Requests

Because, honestly, we're not that interested in doing so.

Learn about Rule 2

Rule 2: Don't Ask for Help

We have Google, don't we?

Move on to Rule 3

Rule 3: Be Yourself, Unless You're a Tourist

We don't really have much of a social life here, so don't worry about it.

Discover the thrilling world of Rule 4

Rule 4: Don't Eat the Island's Wildlife (We're Watching You)

We have cameras, you know.

Find out what else you're not allowed to do

Rule 5: Don't Even Think About Leaving

We've made sure the exit signs are just for show. Good luck finding the door.

Rule 6: Don't Bother Trying to Escape

We've got the Navy on speed dial. They're on their way.