Phase 3c: Refactoring the Refractory

We've reached the point where our code base is more complicated than a teenager's room. In phase 3c, we're not just refactoring, we're re-wiring the entire system, because, you know, we're not sure what we're doing.

We're talking re-architecture, re-engineering, and possibly re- everything-ing. It's like trying to re-learn how to ride a bike while blindfolded, but with more coffee.

Our team of experts (read: interns from 2018) is hard at work, trying to untangle the spaghetti code, one knot at a time.

Phase 3c1: The Great Unraveling

Phase 3c2: The Re-Code-a-Palooza

Phase 3c3: The Final Countdown to Nowhere