Welcome to the Prophecies of Our Prophet!

Welcome, seeker of destiny! Our prophet has foreseen the threads of fate that bind you to this very moment. Peruse our prophecies to unlock the secrets of your future:

• True Love Prophecy
• Wealth Prophecy
• Power Prophecy

Latest Prophecy

Our prophet has spoken!

Today, the stars have aligned to form a majestic pattern in the firmament.

The gods have decreed that... YOU shall eat a sandwich.

Prophecy Archives

A collection of our prophet's most notable predictions, carefully curated for your edification:

• Ancient Prophecies
• Forthcoming Prophecies
• Lost Prophecies