John's Inventions

John is a master tinkerer and inventor extraordinaire. He's created some of the most innovative and useless contraptions you'll ever see.

The Automatic Pancake Dispenser 3000

This machine can cook, serve, and eat a pancake all on its own. Because who needs human interaction, really?

Learn more about the Automatic Pancake Dispenser 3000

The Inflatable Furniture of Tomorrow Our Team: John's Inventions

John's Inventions

John is a master tinkerer and inventor extraordinaire. He's created some of the most innovative and useless contraptions you'll ever see.

The Automatic Pancake Dispenser 3000

This machine can cook, serve, and eat a pancake all on its own. Because who needs human interaction, really?

Learn more about the Automatic Pancake Dispenser 3000

The Inflatable Furniture of Tomorrow

John's latest creation is a line of inflatable furniture that will change the world. Or at least make you wonder how you ever lived without it.

Read more about The Inflatable Furniture of Tomorrow

The Selfie Toaster

Because who needs actual toast, John's created a toaster that prints out your selfies on toast. It's the perfect way to start your day.

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Want to see more of John's inventions? Check out our team page for more useless innovations.