John Doe, Lord of the Code

Chief Code Wizard, Supreme Ruler of the Realm

John Doe is a highly skilled and moderately caffeinated software engineer with a penchant for 80's rock music and poorly made dad jokes. He can be found wandering the halls of the office, muttering to himself, and occasionally spilling his morning coffee on his shirt.

Some of his notable accomplishments include:

Creating the world's most efficient cat video game
Developing a system to automatically generate cat puns
Perfecting the art of napping in 10 minutes or less

Meet Jane Doe, the other half of the dynamic duo

This page is dedicated to John Doe, our beloved team member. He's the mastermind behind many of our projects, and his love of 80's rock music is only rivalled by his love of cat videos.