Welcome, fellow internet users, to the world of Outrage Paths! Here, you'll learn the art of being outrageously angry about anything and everything online. From the basics to the advanced techniques, we'll cover it all.
But first, a word of caution: being outraged can be hazardous to your mental health. Please consult a therapist before proceeding.
It all starts with a trigger. A post, a tweet, a meme that just gets your blood boiling. But where do you find these triggers? Ah, it's not as hard as you think.
Now that you've found your trigger, it's time to craft your outrage. This is where things get artful.
With your outrage crafted and ready, it's time to share it with the world. Or, at least, the world that cares.
And that's it! You're now a certified Outrage Path Master. Go forth and outrage, my friends!
Outrage Paths 202: Advanced Techniques covers more advanced topics like "Trolling for Likes" and "Creating a Social Media Persona."
Outrage Paths 101 Bonus Materials includes additional exercises for you to practice your newfound skills.
Join the Outrage Paths Forum to connect with other Outrage Paths enthusiasts and share your favorite outrages.