The Art of Being Extremely Vexed
Step 1: Find something, anything, that slightly inconveniences you.
Step 2: Focus on the injustice of it all, and allow yourself a good 10-15 minutes of seething.
Step 3: Craft a scathing letter/email/telegram to whoever is responsible for the inconvenience, detailing all the ways in which they have wronged you.
Step 4: Send the letter/email/telegram, and bask in the glory of your outrage.
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4, ad nauseam, until you are completely consumed by your righteous indignation.