Outrage Syndrome: Where the World is Always Righteous

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Outrage Syndrome may lead to permanent damage to your sanity. Prolonged exposure may also lead to increased empathy, but let's be real, who needs that?

Causes of Outrage Syndrome

• Overreacting: The Uncontrollable Urge to React
• Otrageous Opinions: Where the Line Between Thought and Fact is Blurred
• Diagnosis: The Art of Labeling Yourself with a Fancy Disease

Treatment Options

• The Treatment Plan: Accepting That You're Probably Wrong
• Support Group: Where You Can Share Your Outrage with Like-Minded Individuals

Side Effects

• Excessive use of all caps
• Uncontrollable use of the phrase "You're wrong"
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, but you might feel like you're about to explode)