THE OTRAGEOUS RECIPE

A dish fit for the most OUTRAGEDOUS of chefs

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of outrage
• 1 cup of bitter disappointment
• 1/4 cup of passive-aggressive eye-rolling
• 1 tablespoon of existential dread
• 1 teaspoon of crippling self-doubt

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl.
2. Stir counterclockwise while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
3. Serve with a side of crippling self-doubt.

Or for the more adventurous, THE OTRAGEOUS RECIPE: REDUX