Art Critic 3000 - The Outrageous Edition

Welcome to the most brutalist art criticism on the web! Here, we dish out scathing, over-the-top reviews of the latest and greatest in art.

Today, we're featuring:

Contemporary Scream

Contemporary Scream by Jean-Michel Basquiat
Absurdist Abstraction

Absurdist Abstraction by Yayoi Kusama
Neon Nothingness

Neon Nothingness by Takashi Murakami
Neo-Expressionism Nonsense

Neo-Expressionism Nonsense by Cy Twombly

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