Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: IT'S THE INABILITY TO FIX YOUR TOASTER.
Q: How do I fix my toaster?
A: YOU DON'T. IT'S A CONUNDRUM.
Q: Can I hire a professional to fix my toaster?
A: NO, YOU SHOULD HIRE A Professional Toaster Fixer, but they're hard to find. Available Fixers
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