Q: Will I turn into a human-cheese hybrid?
A: No. But you might start to smell like a pungent fromage. Learn more about the consequences of excessive cheese consumption.
Q: Will I develop an insatiable thirst for wine?
A: Only if you're talking about wine made from grapes, not the kind made from the tears of the afflicted. Puns for days!
Q: Can I still wear pleated pants if I've eaten too much cheese?
A: We don't recommend it. You'll be like a human-sized, lactose-intolerant accordion. Consult our fashion experts