Are you tired of the existential crisis that comes with every sock-related decision? Do you find yourself questioning the purpose of footwear in a world where your feet can just, well, be bare? We get it.
Well, it turns out, socks serve a vital purpose: they keep your feet from being seen as a snack by wild animals. It's a real concern, folks.
But seriously, socks are great for warmth, comfort, and making a fashion statement. So go ahead, wear those fancy pants (and matching socks)!
For more on the intricacies of sock-based existential crises, visit:
Socks and the Soul: A Journey Through the Abyss of Barefootedness