Welcome, pitiful human, to Phase 3 of the Outrager Treatment Plan.
You're still with us, I see. Well, don't get too comfortable, because this phase is going to be a wild ride.
Here's what's in store for you:
- Intensive exposure to our patented brand of existential dread
- A daily regimen of forced watching of elevator music videos on repeat
- Regular sessions of 're-education' via our in-house thought police
Don't worry, it's all in the name of 'progress' and 'self-improvement.' Or so we tell ourselves.