This is it, the final act. You've survived the initial shock of discovering you're an Outrager, made it through the awkward phase where you tried to explain your condition to your therapist, and even managed to get through the phase where you had to wear those ridiculous orange jumpsuits. Now it's time to face the music.
Phase 4 is where you learn to live with your Outrager-ness. It's like a bad breakup, but with yourself. You'll be seeing a lot of your old self in therapy, and let's be real, it's going to be a real treat.
But fear not, dear Outrager, for you're not alone. You have us, and our trusty treatment plan. Here's what's in store for you:
We know, we know, you're angry. You're angry at the world, at yourself, at your therapist. But don't worry, we've got just the prescription for you: 5mg of calm, twice a day. Take with food, or not, we won't judge.
Learn more about our Anger Management program
It's time to get to know your inner self. Or, at the very least, your inner wall. We've arranged for you to spend 8 hours a day staring at a blank wall, contemplating the meaning of life. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds.
Read about our Self-Discovery program
By this point, you'll either be a functioning member of society or a hermit who lives in the basement. Either way, we've got a prize for you! A personalized trophy commemorating your completion of Phase 4.