Over-Achieving

Because under-achieving is so last season.

Here's a list of things that we, as over-achievers, have accomplished:

• Won every game of Risk we ever played
• Have an average IQ that's 3 standard deviations above the norm
• Can recite the entirety of War and Peace from memory
• Achieved a 4.0/4.0 GPA in college without ever studying

And here's some advice for under-achievers:

Under-achieving is so last season.