Over Analysis Syndrome

Warning: Reading this site may cause excessive thinking, excessive thinking may cause headaches. If you experience any of the following symptoms, please seek medical attention:

  1. Excessive questioning of everything and anything.
  2. Unnecessary consideration of multiple perspectives.
  3. Spending more than 4 hours per day thinking about the meaning of life.
  4. Developing a strong urge to correct every minor detail.

If you're still reading, you might want to learn more about the different types of Over Analysis Syndrome:

Paralysis by Analysis, where every decision is a life-altering event.

Overthinking the Munchies, where every snack choice is a deep philosophical decision.

Overanalyzing the Weather, where every cloud is a sign of impending doom or salvation.