Over-Caffeination Is A Disease

You're probably here because you've reached a critical mass of caffeine intake, and your body has declared war on your sanity.

Don't worry, it's not just you. There's a whole support group for over-caffeinated individuals like you.

We have:

• Our Support Group, where you can vent to fellow over-caffeinated individuals.
• Therapy Sessions, where our team of experts will help you learn to love again (or at least function without needing 10 cups of coffee a day).
• Caffeine Withdrawal Symptoms Checker, because let's face it, you might need to wean yourself off the stuff.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could always try:

Our Extreme Over-Caffeination Challenge, where you get to relive the thrill of riding a bike while simultaneously mainlining espresso.

Or just go ahead and Surrender, because let's be real, sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is just accept that you'll never be able to function without a 5am coffee IV drip.