Over-Caffeination is a Disease

Are you suffering from the crippling effects of over-caffeination? Do you find yourself typing 300 words a minute, but forgetting what you just ate for lunch?

Don't worry, you're not alone. We've created the Caffeine Recovery Center of Excellence, where you can come to detox from the toxic effects of too much coffee.

Caffeine Recovery Center of Excellence offers:

• Meditation techniques for Caffeine Addicts
• Creativity workshops for the Ex-Caffeinated
• A tea forum for those who prefer tea

Don't wait any longer, sign up for our 12-step program today!