Techniques:
1. Tape it and dye it - The ancient art of attaching a dye-soaked rag to the fabric and praying for the best.
2. Dye it and cry it - A method involving reckless abandon of all color theory, resulting in an unpredictable mess.
3. Dye it with your eyes closed - A meditative, blind-fold approach to coloration.
4. Squirt it, spray it, and hope for the best - A modern, high-tech method for achieving a 'look'.
5. Fold it, twist it, and pray it doesn't ruin - An exercise in patience and desperation.