Welcome, young apprentice. Sock ninjutsu is not for the faint of heart. It's a delicate art that requires finesse, stealth, and a deep understanding of the sock drawer hierarchy.
The prophets of old taught us that the key to success lies in the art of over-dyeing. A well-placed dye job can change the course of a sock's fate in an instant.
Sock Sorcery: The Dark Arts of Dye Sock Ninjutsu Patterns: The Geometry of SubterfugeRemember, a true master of the Sock Ninja Arts is always prepared. Always be one step ahead of the laundry.