Because who needs simplicity when you can have a 5-page report for something that could have been said in 2 words?
Why settle for a 3-line explanation when you can have 17 bullet points?
Because 3 hours of pointless discussion is better than 30 seconds of focused conversation?
Why use 1 simple solution when you can have 5 convoluted ones?
Because who needs 10 different apps for one task when you can have 10 apps with overlapping features?