Over-Engineering

Feature 2-1: Redundant Reporting

Because who needs simplicity when you can have a 5-page report for something that could have been said in 2 words?

Feature 2-2: Excessive Explanation

Why settle for a 3-line explanation when you can have 17 bullet points?

Feature 2-3: Needless Meetings

Because 3 hours of pointless discussion is better than 30 seconds of focused conversation?

Feature 2-4: Overly Complex Solutions

Why use 1 simple solution when you can have 5 convoluted ones?

Feature 2-5: Inefficient Tools

Because who needs 10 different apps for one task when you can have 10 apps with overlapping features?