Here at Over-Engineering Inc., we're not just over-engineering, we're hyper-engineering. Our team of experts is dedicated to adding at least 10 layers of unnecessary complexity to every project.
Take our latest innovation: a toaster that also plays a 3D game of chess while you're trying to make toast. It's the perfect example of what happens when you take the phrase "more is better" too far.
Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our "Ultra" package, which comes with a free set of novelty Groucho Marx quotes etched into the toaster's casing.
Browse our other, slightly-less-over-engineered features here.