Feature 2: The Never-Ending Cycle of Unnecessary Additions

Because one feature was never enough, we've added another. And another. And another. And another.

Our team of expert feature-creepers has worked tirelessly to ensure that every feature is more complex, more convoluted, and more unnecessary than the last.

And so, we present to you: Feature 2, the sequel to the original Feature 1. Because, why not?

Want to see what's new? Check out the latest subfeature!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try subfeature-4, the one that's still in beta, but totally not broken.

Or, if you're feeling really brave, take a look at subfeature-5, the one that's secretly a virus.