Rogue System Design Phase 3, Step 3: Inventing a New Wheel

Problem Statement:

We've encountered a system that's become too... civilized. The users are too comfortable, the workflows are too streamlined, and the innovation has become stale. It's time to introduce some chaos.

Design Proposal:

Introduce a new wheel of complexity. Add a layer of bureaucracy, a dash of red tape, and a pinch of Byzantine procedures. This will ensure that every action requires at least 3.14 iterations before completion.

Implementation Plan:

• Phase 3, Step 4: Introduce a new form for every action.
• Read more about the joys of paperwork.
• Phase 3, Step 5: Create a 3-day waiting period for all decisions.
• Learn about the art of waiting for your fate to be decided.
• Phase 3, Step 6: Randomly assign users to different teams.
• Discover the thrill of not knowing who to blame.