Rogue System Design: Phase 4, Step 3

We're getting close, folks! Phase 4, Step 3: The infamous "Innovation Sprints" where we throw away half-built prototypes, reboot, and pray to the gods of productivity. Don't worry, it's normal.

Current Project Status:

Sprint 1: 0% complete, 50% of our team has quit in disgust

Sprint 2: 20% complete, still trying to figure out what we're doing

Sprint 3: 0% complete, we're still deciding on colors for our logo

Subpages:

• Back to Phase 4, Step 2: The Great Code Refactor
• Forward to Phase 5, Step 1: The Unnecessary Rewrite
• Phase 3, Step 1: The "We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing" Phase
• Phase 2, Step 3: The "Let's Just Add Some More Requirements" Phase