Warning: The following definitions are for informational purposes only and should not be taken as investment advice. Or should they?
An art form where you trade something for something else and hope nobody notices. Often used in high-stakes poker games, but also applies to your aunt's gossip.
Read more about ArbitrageA time when your favorite stocks are down, down, down, down. When you question every life choice that led you here.
Read more about Bear MarketWhen you're convinced the market is going to moon, and you're willing to spend all your life savings to prove it. Good luck with that.
Read more about BullishA fancy word for 'I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm trying to sound smart'. Often used by derivatives traders. Self-reinforcing.
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