Welcome to the most excessive, the most opulent, the most utterly RIDICULOUS museum you'll ever have the pleasure of visiting.
Our collection features the world's largest ball of twine, the world's most useless sculpture, and the world's most ostentatious coat of arms.
Don't miss our latest exhibit, "The World's Most Expensive Toilet Brush," which is made of solid 24K gold and costs more than the GDP of a small country!
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Buy your very own replica of the World's Most Expensive Toilet Brush for the low, low price of $10,000,000!
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, grab a souvenir keychain that looks suspiciously like a miniature replica of the World's Most Expensive Toilet Brush for only $500,000!
Q: Is it okay to touch the World's Most Expensive Toilet Brush?
A: No, you'll get a stern lecture from our curator.
Q: Can I eat the snacks provided in the cafeteria?
A: Only if you're a paying customer. Otherwise, it's for our "VIP" donors only.