ostentation-tournament: Where the Most Ridiculous is the Goal

Welcome, contestant! You have entered the ostentation-tournament, where we celebrate the most over-the-top, absurd, and eye-searingly bright displays of excess.

We have a variety of events to choose from:

• Ostentation Arena: Show off your most outrageous outfit in our arena of absurdity
• Ostentation Cuisine: Cook up the most eye-searingly bright and taste-bud-tingling dishes in our kitchen of chaos
• Ostentation Music: Create the most ear-shattering, soul-curdling, and face-melting tunes in our studio of sonic mayhem

Good luck, and may the most ridiculous win!