We are a group of individuals who have dedicated our lives to the art of over-the-top living.
Our journey began in the depths of suburbia, where we discovered the thrill of consuming an entire pizza by ourselves in one sitting.
From there, we escalated to eating entire bags of potato chips in a single day, and eventually, we reached new heights with our infamous all-night Taco Tuesday binges.
We have since been recognized as a threat to public health and safety, and have been forced to relocate to a remote, undisclosed location.
Join us on our journey of excess, and discover the true meaning of 'living life to the fullest'.