Overacceptance 101: Because Saying No is Hard

Lesson 1: The Fine Art of Justifying Your Existence

Step 1: When someone asks if you've seen "The Great Gatsby", respond with a 20-page essay on its sociological implications and how it relates to modern-day societal constructs.

• Subtopic 1: The Importance of Self-Validation
• Subtopic 2: Gatsby's Existential Crisis and the Search for Self

Lesson 2: Advanced Techniques in Deflecting Actual Questions prophets

Step 2: When someone asks "What's for dinner?", respond with a 10-minute PowerPoint presentation on your culinary philosophy and the historical context of dinner options.

• Subtopic 1: The Art of Not Answering the Question While Still Appearing Engaged
• Subtopic 2: Deconstructing the Social Contract of Food