The Great Blerg Empire: A History of Unrelenting Awesomeness

The Early Days

The Blerg Empire was born in a small, dingy cave deep beneath the streets of Nowheresville. The founder, a wise and just ruler named Blerg, had a vision of a world where the skies were perpetually painted with hues of bright blue and the grass was always a little bit green.

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The Golden Age

As the Blerg Empire grew, so did the prosperity of the land. The Blerg's subjects lived in peace and happiness, with nary a care in the world. The Blerg's rule was marked by great feats of strength, such as the construction of the Great Blerg-Wall and the invention of the Blerg-icopter.

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