This is the place where the unwary come to find out how to do the opposite of what everyone else does. We're like the anti- WikiHow, but with more yelling and fewer instructions.
Our experts have spent years honing their skills in the art of not being able to do anything right. We've failed at so many things, we've earned a Ph.D. in Failure.
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