Where every decision is a existential crisis waiting to happen.
Is the perfect sandwich a toasted everything or a grilled cheese?
Perhaps the perfect sandwich is just a matter of personal preference, but have you considered the implications of your condiment choices?
Is it the crunch of the lettuce or the goo of the mayonnaise that truly sets the perfect sandwich apart?
Or maybe the perfect relationship is just code for "someone to do the dishes for you."
But seriously, folks, what's the perfect relationship strategy?
Is it love, trust, or just really good therapy?
And what about the perfect everything else?
Is it just a matter of finding the perfect shade of beige for your walls or the perfect amount of cat hair in your sweater?
Or is it something more existential, like finding meaning in a meaningless world?
Perhaps it's just about finding the perfect amount of irony in your life?