Latest Financial Fiascos
We're not just broke, we're overbudget.
Our empire's financial woes have reached new heights. We've spent so much on unnecessary items, we've had to start selling our own assets just to stay afloat.
Our Financial Team
Meet the masterminds behind our financial downfall:
- Emperor Budgetus Maximus (CEO)
- Count Spendsalot (Treasurer)
- Baroness Overspend (Controller)
Our Financial History
We've been in the red for years, and it only gets worse.
- Year 1: Spent 10,000 gold on a single, unnecessary space suit.
- Year 2: Purchased an entire fleet of luxury spaceships, only to have them repossessed by our creditors.
- Year 3: Invested in a pyramid scheme that promised to double our funds, but actually just doubled our debt.