THE OVERCAFFEINATION ESCAPE PLAN

Step 1: Acknowledge the Problem

Caffeine prophets

Admit it, you've been stuck in a world of your own making, fueled by the dark arts of overcaffeination.

Read the Epilogue to understand the true nature of your addiction.

But don't worry, we have a solution for you!

Caffeine Detoxification Protocols

But first, let's talk about the dangers of overcaffeination:

The Caffeine High Alert System

Level 1: Jitteriness Warning: You're getting a little too jumpy.
Level 2: Anxiety Attack You're starting to lose control.
Level 3: Full-on Panic Mode It's time to call in a team of highly trained professionals... or a friend.

Don't wait until you reach Level 3. Act today!

Learn Phase 2: The Caffeine Withdrawal Blues