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Overcaffeination Replacement Theory

A radical approach to redefining the boundaries of human productivity.

Warning: this page may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous outbursts of creativity.

Phase One: The Calamity Phase Two: The Caffeine-Fueled Epiphany Phase Three: The Caffeine-Fueled Identity Crisis

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