Welcome to the third phase of our overcaffeination strategy. At this point, you're probably experiencing a severe case of the jitters and an overwhelming urge to mainline on some Red Bull.
In this phase, we're going to push the envelope, take some risks, and see if we can't get you to experience the full, unadulterated rush of pure, unadulterated caffeine.
Proceed to Phase 4: The Sugar Crash if you're feeling bold. Otherwise, head back to Phase 2: The Jitters and try to remember what it felt like to be human.
Don't worry, it's just the caffeine talking.