Overcaffeination Withdrawal: A Guide

Congratulations, you've finally hit the wall. The sugar highs are gone, and now you're faced with the crushing reality of a non-caffeinated world.

Symptoms:

Don't worry, it's just overcaffeination withdrawal. You'll be back to your usual, hyper-productive self in no time. But for now, try some of these:

Remedies:

Or, you know, just drink more coffee.