Overcharge Inducement Tech Specs
Version 1: The "We're Not Paying You Enough" Edition
Key Features
- Overcharge Induction Coils: 100% more expensive than necessary
- Automated Overcharge Detection System: 99.9% accurate (plus or minus 1%)
- Optional: Increased Overcharge Inducement via " Surprise Billing" feature
Technical Specifications
- CPU: Overcharge-Optimized Processor (100% more power consumption than standard)
- Memory: 512 MB RAM (plus 1 MB of "good luck" memory)
- Operating System: Overcharge OS (based on Linux, but without any of the nice parts)
View Technical Specifications ( Warning: Not for the faint of heart)
User Manual: "How to Overcharge with Ease"