Overcharge Inducements: Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money

Welcome to the Overcharge Inducements Subpages, where we take the phrase "rip-off" and turn it into an art form.

Here are some of our most popular subpages:

• Buy a Bottle of Water for $50
• Rent a Sunbeam for $100/day
• Hire an Expert to Watch You Sleep for $500
• Buy a Bag of Air for $75

Or if you're feeling adventurous, try:

• Subscribe to our Annual Newsletter that Just Says the Date

We're like that.