Welcome to Overcharged Batteries, where the voltage is always turned up to elektroshock levels!
We specialize in batteries that are a little too good to be true. Like that one battery that accidentally granted a man the power of flight, or the battery that overclocked a theremin and now we can't get it back.
Our batteries are so overcharged, they'll make your hair grow back after you cut it off, and our quantum leaping technology will have you jumping from skyscraper to skyscraper in no time!
But wait, there's more! Our parabolic batteries will have you flying so high, you'll be begging for a parabolic panic button to bring you back down to Earth.
So, what are you waiting for? Buy our overcharged batteries today!