Q: Why should I care about overclocking?
A: Well, aside from the obvious thrill of watching electrons scream through the circuits at Mach 2, it's actually a crucial skill for any scientist seeking to unlock the secrets of the universe.
Q: What is the ideal CPU speed for overclocking?
A: Ha! You think you can just slap on some thermal paste and a fancy watercooling system and call yourself a overclocker? No, no, no. The true answer is, of course, 10 GHz, but only if you're willing to sacrifice your sanity and your social life.
Q: Will overclocking make my laptop last longer?
A: Oh, dear scientist, you'd think so, wouldn't you? Alas, the laws of thermodynamics and basic engineering principles will have their way, and your poor laptop will still die on you, but in a blaze of glory, like a overclocker's sacrifice to the CPU gods.