Spoon phobia is a real thing, folks. It's that nagging fear of spoons, often triggered by their reflective surfaces, pointed edges, or simply the existential dread of being scooped.
Don't worry, though. We're here to help you overcome this phobia and live your best spoon-filled life.
Start by learning how to handle a spoon, and then maybe, just maybe, you'll be ready for Step 2: Spoon Handling Techniques.