When faced with an odious individual, it's essential to develop a sense of emotional detachment.
Try the 'Three Rs': Refrain from engaging, Refuse to participate, and Run away with a witty remark.
Remember, you can't pour water into a cup that's already full of themselves.
For advanced users, try 'The Five F's': Facepalm, Flirt, Fake a phone call, Flee, or Fake a sudden interest in a nearby fire.
For the truly adventurous, 'The Seven S's' may be required: Suggestively nod, Smile and wave, Send a strongly worded email, Suggestively roll your eyes, Stare intensely, Stomp your foot, or Simply leave the room.
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