Are you tired of feeling like your life is a never-ending cycle of disappointment and disillusionment? Do you find yourself constantly on the cusp of abandoning your endeavors, your relationships, and your sanity?
Take a long, hard look at yourself. Ask yourself: "Is it the coffee machine that never seems to work right? Is it the existential crisis that's been eating away at you since 1998?"
Once you've identified the root of your urge, it's time to move on to...
Develop a routine, create a support network, and maybe, just maybe, get a new hobby or two. Who knows? Maybe you'll even find a new favorite coffee mug.
And if all else fails, just... Pretend to be an Artist