Overcoming Your Telecommuting Odds
Are you tired of the minimalist chic of the modern home office? Do you yearn for the thrill of the cubicle, the camaraderie of the break room, and the satisfaction of microwaving last week's leftovers for lunch? Look no further! This website is dedicated to helping you overcome your telecommuting odds and rejoin the living.
- Telecommuting Woes: The struggles of working from home, including but not limited to: procrastination, Netflix binge-watching, and the constant temptation to do the laundry.
- Office Romance: Because who needs human interaction when you can just send a string of awkward emails and hope for the best?
- More Overcoming: Because you thought the first page was just the beginning, didn't you?
Stay tuned for more exciting content and possibly a free trial of our patented Telecommuting Survival Kit, featuring:
- A 10-pack of energy drinks
- A set of noise-cancelling headphones
- A complimentary subscription to our "I'm Not Actually Working" support hotline
prophets of the cubicle, rejoice!